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Mark & Sidney

Bad pizza reviews

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Last updated 2024-09-03. We typically get a Margherita and one other pizza at each restaurant.

Bantam

Santa Cruz, CA

10/10

Great maitake pizza in the winter. Highly recommended year-round.

Pizza Avanti

Santa Cruz, CA

6/10

Only went because Bantam was closed.

Pizzeria La Bufala

Santa Cruz, CA

5/10

Pizza was too wet.

Woodstock

Santa Cruz, CA

6/10

Oily. Hearty.

Fieldwork Brewing Co.

Corte Madera, CA

5/10

Bland.

Pizza Factory

Chester, CA

6/10

Cozy time eating pizza by the fireplace after a long hike.

Sandrino Pizza & Vino

Sausalito, CA

6/10

Pretty tasty. A bit wet. Had lots of basil.

Fiorella

San Francisco, CA

10/10

Perfect crust. Bright sauce. Excellent spritz.

Tartine Manufactory

San Francisco, CA

7.5/10

Excellent garlic bread. Sauce too sweet. Mushroom pizza a bit busy.

Montesacro Pinseria

San Francisco, CA

7/10

Bright sauce. Interesting crust.

Del Popolo

San Francisco, CA

8/10

Perfectly blistered chewy crust with a lackluster sauce.

Pizza Delfina

San Francisco, CA

8/10

Excellent sauce on a stiff crust.

Pizza En Pyr

San Francisco, CA

6/10

Pop-up restaurant we encountered while working at a coffee shop. Pizza had neither flaws nor virtues.

Angie's Pizza

San Francisco, CA

7/10

Notably thin, soft crust. Decent sauce.

Haystack

San Francisco, CA

5/10

Decent but unmemorable.

Tony's Pizza Napoletana

San Francisco, CA

9/10

Accidentally ordered a giant Silician-style pizza. Margherita came out super fast and was delicious.

Gialina Pizzeria

San Francisco, CA

6.5/10

Crispy crust. Bland cheese and sauce.

Trailhead Pizza

Coffee Creek, CA

7/10

Unexpected woodfired pizza that seems to employ 2% of the town.

Rose Pizzeria

Berkeley, CA

9.5/10

We regularly enjoy the She Wolf. Mark likes the crispy crust.

Jupiter

Berkeley, CA

8/10

Nice environment with lights and music. Good pizza.

Cheese Board

Berkeley, CA

7/10

Pizza did not warrant the long line. Very oily, don’t get the hype.

Sliver

Berkeley, CA

7/10

Cheese Board knockoff. No lines.

Curry Pizza

Palo Alto, CA

6/10

Good concept.

iTalico

Palo Alto, CA

8.5/10

Our first burrata pizza with great temperature contrast.

Terún

Palo Alto, CA

8/10

Don’t really remember but think it was good.

Pizza Bocca Lupo

San Jose, CA

8/10

Classic Neapolitan pizza with a soft, chewy crust.

WOOD Silver Lake

Los Angeles, CA

6.5/10

Too much cheese, but otherwise tasty.

Peekaboo Canyon Wood Fired Kitchen

Kanab, UT

7/10

Don’t remember much about the pizza but the garlic knots were delicious.